THE MAYOR RESPONDS

April 2008

Shredder, you missed a portion of the conversation between the Governor and myself when I introduced him to our business leaders. I kidded him about MY elected job being better than HIS, and I also offered to reserve the Cave Man Room at the Madonna Inn for him when he returns. He kidded me about my tie, saying I should keep it till it comes back into fashion. He was right, I am doing just that.

You young whippersnappers cannot fully comprehend how those of us raised during the depression had our entire lives influenced. I have ingrained in my personality the need to eat everything on my plate, save some money for when hard times return, repair and wear out clothes before getting new ones – and by extension NEVER get rid of a perfectly good tie just because it is currently not in fashion. I have a fine collection of vintage ties just waiting until my fashion leadership can bring them back.

Shredder, you should consider referring to older gentlemen with a great deal of respect. After all, there is a good chance that our next president will be a white-haired older guy. When older gentlemen rule once more, perhaps we’ll be recognized for the bold and courageous steps we take in providing leadership in governance and in fashion as well.

       Mayor Dave